Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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