well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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