Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
