Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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