We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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