If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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