oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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