I'm going to jail i love you
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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