why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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