I smell stomach acid.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They have beer where we have blood.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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