i jhust puked up my retainher.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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