apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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