that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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