i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Still dying that you shit outside
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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