cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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