someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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