i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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