I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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