I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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