My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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