i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
