Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
