I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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