dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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