What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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