Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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