Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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