Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Randomize
