haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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