Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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