That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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