I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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