he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
