They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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