Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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