i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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