I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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