...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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