Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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