How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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