..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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