i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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