Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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