I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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