Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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