New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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