you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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