I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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