is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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