That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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